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Roast gallery

See the damage before you pay.

Real roasts, shared by the people who got them. Every one points at a specific, fixable problem on a real page.

Preview build: the cards below are fictional samples so the layout can be reviewed. This page will list real, opted-in roasts.
  • northwind-analytics.example

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    “Empowering data-driven synergy.” Five seconds in, I still can't tell what you sell. Neither can your visitors.
  • pinecone-plumbing.example

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    Visual design

    Your phone number is 9px and grey. You are an emergency plumber. Bold choice.
  • lumen-coffee.example

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    UX friction

    Gorgeous photo, zero prices, no buy button above the fold. It's a museum, not a shop.
  • taskbloom.example

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    “For everything” means “for nothing in particular.” Pick a person and a pain.

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