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Up top the button says "Get started -", arrow rendered as a stray hyphen, while the hero offers "Check my AI visibility": two names, one action.
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Everything you build. One page. — a slogan that fits a printer, a notebook, or a pancake shop. Name the thing in the H1: "One page for your projects, links and products."
Visual design
Four phone mockups crammed shoulder to shoulder, every word on them shrunk to ant-sized static. Show one phone at readable size instead of a lineup nobody can squint through.
Trust
Pricing is a tiny word hiding in the top corner while the hero asks for your name first. Put "Free to start" right under the claim button so nobody guesses at the bill.
The receipts
- Main content in ~1.1s (one cold load)
- 30 requests
- 1 nav link
- 2 buttons above the fold
- H1: “Everything you build. One page.”
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