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Screenshot of the getroastly.app homepage above the fold, annotated with 3 callouts

  1. Copy

    "Polite feedback fixes nothing. Get roasted instead." is a great bumper sticker, but roasted at what? The word "website" doesn't appear until three lines down in grey body text.

  2. UX friction

    Three CTAs, three different names: "Roast my site", "Roast my site, free", and "Roast it". Pick one verb so visitors stop wondering if they're buying three different things.

  3. Trust

    You ask for my URL in a lone "yourwebsite.com" box with zero proof above it: no sample roast card, no count of sites roasted, no logos. Show one real roast next to the field.

The receipts (rough, one cold load)

  • Main content in 1.1s
  • 33 requests
  • 3 nav links
  • 3 buttons above the fold
  • H1: “Polite feedback fixes nothing. Get roasted instead”

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Reviewed on September 21, 2026. This is an automated, opinionated review of one page load, shared by the person who ran it. It isn't affiliated with getroastly.app, and the site may have changed since.

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