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Up top the button says "Get started -", arrow rendered as a stray hyphen, while the hero offers "Check my AI visibility": two names, one action.
Roast of
getroastly.app
Copy
"Polite feedback fixes nothing. Get roasted instead." is a great bumper sticker, but roasted at what? The word "website" doesn't appear until three lines down in grey body text.
✓ FixedHeadline now says what we roast
UX friction
Three CTAs, three different names: "Roast my site", "Roast my site, free", and "Roast it". Pick one verb so visitors stop wondering if they're buying three different things.
✓ Fixed
Trust
You ask for my URL in a lone "yourwebsite.com" box with zero proof above it: no sample roast card, no count of sites roasted, no logos. Show one real roast next to the field.
Partly fixedAdded a sample roast and trust row
Since this roast: 2 fixed, 1 in progress.
The receipts
- Main content in ~1.1s (one cold load)
- 33 requests
- 3 nav links
- 3 buttons above the fold
- H1: “Polite feedback fixes nothing. Get roasted instead.”
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